We have been told that we should exercise for half-an-hour, five times a week."Exercise? Pah!" I hear you say, but, fear not, we at Nixco have the solution.

Yes! Our Boffins and some physiologists have been studying modern diet trends for ages, and by careful extrapolation and application, have come up with a new and exciting exercise regime for YOU, the people.

Yes! You don't have to stop slouching! Or even get off the couch! With the New Nixco Natkin's Workout.

Our Science Team at Natkins HQ have studied exercise extensively;
What does it do?
Why does it hurt?
With Natkins it's "All Gain, No Pain"

In brief: Exercise increases the "burning" (a pseudotechnical term) of energy sources in the muscles. This process normally requires Oxygen (air), and in order to get that "air" to the muscles the heart beats faster, we call this Cardiofasterization [Nixco TM]. It is this Cardiofasterization that gives exercise its benefits.

Our workout induces Hypoxic Cardiofasterization without the need bend, stretch or break sweat, simply holding your breath for two minutes twenty times a day is equivalent to Half-an-Hour's Workout in a Very Expensive Gymnasium.

So send off today for your New Nixco Natkin's Workout Book - Remember Cardiofasterization could save your life! Send £40 to the usual Nixco Address. All purchasers receive a free "I'm on the Natkin's" T-shirt (available in XXL and XXXL only)