Dear Franchiser,
As you may have noticed there have been a lot of product recalls in the UK due to the inclusion of potentially carcinogenic compounds, such as sudan iv and para red, included as food dyes.It is with great regret that we have to recall one of our products: Orange Age Exfoliator.
Sourced from our far-eastern subsidiary, Nixcong, we have discovered that due to an error of translation the product is not in fact a "melange of citrus and rare tropical oils, guaranteed to restore the healthy glow of an eight year old" but is war surplus defoliant.
We therefore ask franchisers to return all stock (usual credit rules apply), and to advise customers that they should refrain from using the product and return it directly to us when we will refund monies reflecting the unused portion of the bottle.
Nixco will stringently deny any health problems associated with the use of the above.


Coming soon from Nixco, "Rite 2 Lite Leylandii Destroyer".