Important message from Nixco Human Capital Division to all Nixco Workers

Dear Minion,
It has come to our attention that some of you are worried about holiday and work parity issues after the forthcoming assessment. Please do not be worried, your holiday entitlement will not change and everyone will work a thirty five hour week, allow me to explain.
For Support Staff who currently work a thirty seven hour week, an hour will now contain 63 minutes 26 seconds, and you will work 35 of them.
Similarly, those staff who take 25 days leave will now be expected to take 25 days of 14hrs and 24 minutes.
You are asked to ignore any celestial objects that might indicate that the day/night ratio is otherwise, as these objects are temporarily outside our control.
The HC Divisiuon would like to take this opportunity to advise you of our new motto - Carpe Diem.
Sally Bratt
Commander
Human Capital Division