Dear Nixco Franchiser,

Firstly thank you for your order for 5000 of our Spirit Bangles, we enclose the official Nixco insert that should be included with the bangle. Nixco can also provide packaging designed to enhance the giftworthiness of the product in a choice of leatherine or vegetarian options, just order from the warehouse as normal.

Due to the uniqueness of our manufacturing process please remember to check the product for metal flashing before dispatch. Any flashing can be removed with a standard jeweller's file (Franchisee product 558. $5.00 or 1500 Nixcopoints).

We look forward to your next order.

Nixco

THE NIXCO SPIRIT BANGLETM.
Dear insert name,
You are now the proud owner of a “Nixco Spirit Bangle”TM, this bangle is specially designed to harness the Power of The Ancients for the use of the elderly.
Nixco realise that people like you insert name, people who are of a “mature aspect”, may need that little bit extra help with their bodily systems. So after years of extensive research we are proud to present the “Nixco Spirit Bangle”TM. Yes! Our team of professional charlatans has been scouring the texts and beliefs of the Ancients. They have spent time in Sioux sweat lodges attuning themselves to the Great Spirit Manitou. They have spent years studying the flow of Chi with renowned Oriental Practitioners. They have sojourned in the deserts of Egypt, sifting the sands of knowledge. They have thrown runes, yarrow stalks, and crystals. They have dealt tarot cards, looked through telescopes and visited bookshops in California, Glastonbury, Alderley Edge, Findhorn and Tintagel. They have eaten Peyote in Mexico, smoked Ganja in Jamaica, snorted Yoppo in the Amazon jungle, drunk tea in Bath, all to bring you the “Nixco Spirit Bangle”TM.
“But…” we hear you ask insert name, “how does it work?”
Firstly a core of pure copper is extruded from the East/West aligned smelter in our Feng Shui workshop, this is then enfolded in pure Ayurvedic Quality Silver by our Dwarf Smiths who can trace their line back to the Nibelungen. The “Nixco Spirit Bangle”TM is then stored in our Rune and Hieroglyph inscribed Pyramid for one Lunar Cycle before being taken in our Bathyscaphe to the site of Mythological Atlantis!!!
As you can see insert name , we don’t take your future lightly! So, wear your “Nixco Spirit Bangle”TM secure in the knowledge that we have done our best to instil within it the mystic powers that will ensure your older years proceed in a Natural Course!

Nixco make no claims that the “spirit bangle” can cure illness or will prevent the natural degradation of the human condition.