I'm very concerned by the effect the "5 a day" campaign will have on global warming, as far as I can tell one of the main reasons for the diet change is to increase throughput by providing more fibre. I ask you, which will cost more colonic cancer care, or catastrophic meteorology? Stodge-up now, that's what I say, hence the launch of the:
NIXCO ONCE A WEEK CAMPAIGN!
Keep the Atlantic Conveyor going by not!
More fruit equals less trees!
Constipation not Evaporation!
Piles to save the Isles.!
OUR AIM
Eat more sugar and fat, drink more diuretics.