As a lot of you know I am signed up to a few dating sites, life being greener, better, whatever, with Another. A buzz word on dating sites is "tactile" though this is potentially a loaded term, it may mean, "Still interested in Shagging." (M) it may mean, "still capable of shagging." (M) deliberate lower case if anyone was going to complain) BUT it may mean "likes holding hands" (probably F). So with my testicles in mind (they tend to be - ask any man, no not about mine per se, just generally) how does one wittily address this part of a reply.
Initially I thought, "I'm the man who put the cti in tale" hoping for the recognition of a short, think pistol, round ricocheting of a solid surface. Then I thought, "Is this perhaps too male, too dark and violence/Asperger's loaded?", because a rifle or longer round would CKTIIiii, and would be more likely to tumble than splatter (depending on the angle of impact - naturally). So I decided to go for, "I'm the man who put the act in tile!". Now I'm at a loss how to proceed, women with an interest in "DIY" (no coding there) are flocking to my inbox, and I've never even spread a bit of grout.
Advice please
